What? This isn’t Pita Pit?
The highlights from “What? This isn’t Pita Pit?” include..
- Sarah turns 23
- Drunk Dials
- Bride & Groom
- Bloody knees
If you’re still interested, here it goes..
I feel like birthdays are a perfectly acceptable occasion to make a complete and utter ass of yourself. My good friend Sarah, is one of those “whoo! girls”. Meaning, if you’re part of the party its bound to be a night you’ll never forget and if your not, you’re surely annoyed at the mess of girls causing a ruckus in any restaurant, bar, etc. Sarah and I are the kind of friends who spend a crazy weekend together and then take the following three months off.
If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”