A is for Awesome & Ashley
June 2012
40 posts
With Sarah's 25th birthday quickly approaching, I thought it time to retell the tale of her 23rd
What? This isn’t Pita Pit?
The highlights from “What? This isn’t Pita Pit?” include..
- Sarah turns 23
- Drunkeness
- Drunk Dials
- Bride & Groom
- Bloody knees
If you’re still interested, here it goes..
I feel like birthdays are a perfectly acceptable occasion to make a complete and utter ass of yourself. My good friend Sarah, is one of those “whoo! girls”. Meaning, if you’re part of the party its bound to be a night you’ll never forget and if your not, you’re surely annoyed at the mess of girls causing a ruckus in any restaurant, bar, etc. Sarah and I are the kind of friends who spend a crazy weekend together and then take the following three months off.
If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”
I Am Trying To Break Your Heart
Wilco
I Am Trying to Break Your Heart - Wilco
“Many people die at twenty five and aren’t buried until they are seventy five.”
—Benjamin Franklin (via selfinspiration)
“You’re always haunted by the idea you’re wasting your life.”
—Chuck Palahniuk (via ugh)
